Episode 513 - Everything's Negotiable
DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve
Headgum and Dynamic Banter
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
The boys discuss artificial grape-flavored stuff, fetishes, an open application for potential pay pigs, Fat Bear Week is discussed, with the battle of Chunk, and Grazer, two MASSIVE brown bears! Also featuring some ridiculous, and disgusting reddit finds!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:10.8 | I like this more than anything. |
| 0:14.4 | That thing? |
| 0:15.5 | No. |
| 0:16.4 | Oh yeah, it's nice. |
| 0:17.3 | That thing. |
| 0:18.4 | It's nice. |
| 0:19.3 | That thing. |
| 0:21.6 | Okay. Oh yeah, it's nice. It's nice. That thing. It's nice. That thing. Yeah. I'm The |
| 0:57.0 | The I'm...... |
| 1:11.6 | ... |
| 1:13.6 | ... I'm Oh Oh Oh |
| 1:28.3 | Oh |
| 1:29.3 | Oh |
| 1:30.3 | Oh |
| 1:32.3 | Oh I'm gonnae....... |
| 1:45.0 | ... I'm gonnae....... I'm..........andahe |
| 2:51.6 | ... The |
| 3:10.3 | The Hey, guys, welcome to the show. |
| 3:39.6 | This, as always, as you can tell by the intro is dynamic banter. |
| 3:47.8 | What other fucking show does that? |
| 3:49.9 | I'll beg you. |
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