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🗓️ 20 July 2016
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Bubbles is still busy with Axl Rose (or possibly hanging out with Floppy the Seal), but it’s OK, because Randy Bobandy is here, and he brought burgers! Ricky discusses his plan to fight a bear with a salt and vinegar mop, and he teaches us about “the hook” - the best way to pick up women at four-way stops!
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0:00.0 | Hi guys, how you doing? My name is Randy if you don't know me and I'm real happy to be here today. I'm the special guest on the podcast and I'm gonna probably help host it. |
0:24.0 | You know Mr. Leahy was in here about the last time and said he made up with Julian and with Ricky and with Bubbles and I think they're gonna be on our podcast. |
0:36.0 | So this is it's good it's so much better when everyone gets along. I mean you know we help each other out. I mean now I can come in and have a meal. Oh geez there's chips too. This is great. So yeah I'm really excited. I think that that like I say if you get along with the podcast, |
0:53.0 | if you get along with people it's a lot better because it makes life totally easy and who doesn't want an easy life. He life should be easy. I don't think people should be fighting all the time and I'm kind of excited because I think it means that Julian likes me a bit more. |
1:10.0 | Ricky and well Bubbles isn't here but he said that the guys really like me. Those chips are good. |
1:18.0 | Anyway I'm just setting the table here and then we'll get things going. I hope everybody likes this. All right well check this out. |
1:29.0 | Burger. Look at those. Perfect size. I think everyone's gonna be very very excited. There we go. I'm gonna give myself two burgers. |
1:45.0 | Oh no no no no what the fuck are you doing here? What? Where's Bubbles? Bubbles said that I was gonna be the special guest in host of your show. He's away so. |
1:57.0 | So fucking kid of me. Yeah forget the fuck out of my seat you dumbass. It's going to play with my fucking seal again. What? This is your seat? Get the fuck out. |
2:06.0 | You touch these? I made these Julian. You gotta go. I'm not fucking doing this thing with you here. |
2:16.0 | We're gonna get these fucking burgers out of my face. We gotta hurry up. I don't go much time. All right you can leave now. What? What the fuck are you doing here? |
2:24.0 | Bubbles said ask me to be here and said that you've made up with Mr. Leigh and that we're working together. |
2:31.0 | Is your name is Leigh? No I'm Randy. Right. We made up Mr. Leigh's sort of. No we didn't make up with Leigh at all. So what the fuck? Why are you here? I'm gonna host your show. |
2:44.0 | You're not hosting. I'm not hosting this fucking show. Welcome to the show everybody. But you shut the fuck up. You can leave now. |
2:51.0 | No but we've got our own show as well that the Randy and Mr. Leigh show and then I'm not gonna be on it by the way. I'm thinking about it not fucking happening. |
3:02.0 | Neither. Bubbles can do it. Bubbles fucking got you guys here. Well he wouldn't play with my fucking seal whenever else he's doing so. He can do your fucking show. |
3:10.0 | How many burgers you got left? You can stay here until your burgers are gone then you get the fuck out of here. |
3:15.0 | I'm tired. I haven't fucking slept this week pretty much. Are they good? |
3:19.0 | They're not bad actually a little bit cold but they're... It's like the right amount of meat to bun ratio. Well it's very important to be honest. |
3:28.0 | It's kinda cold though Randy. Well it was a long walk for gonna be here for a moment when barbecue is. Fuck's sake. |
3:35.0 | Wow. You're a fuck's. All right so what the fuck's up what's up with this thing? |
3:42.0 | It's where I've been all week. I don't wanna talk about it it's personal. |
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