Episode 509 - Dr. Fauci Says Sports Can Come Back!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 15 April 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss Dr. Fauci’s announcement that sports can resume by May, why they didn’t enjoy “Uncut Gems”, Trump creates a board to help ease the US economy back to full steam, Ross talks about the financial trouble movie theaters are in, why an underground bar would be great right now, and the audience learns a little bit more about the old Jessie. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, Patterson Revolution, Rock to you by Ghostbent.com
0:21.0	Yes. Yes it is, James.
0:33.0	We're back.
0:34.0	We're back, baby.
0:36.2	We're back, baby. Oh, man, I feel strong. I feel real strong. Me too. Want to know why? Did you get an IV? I got an IV. What did you get? What did you get this morning? B's, C's. Yeah, a lot of the letters. You bet you did. I don't know. I said, give me the Richard Nixon.
0:55.8	You know what I mean?
0:56.5	Yeah.
0:57.1	Give me the, the Joe Montana.
1:01.2	Okay.
1:01.6	Do you know what I mean?
1:02.1	Like, give me the I've been partying hardcore for 50 years.
1:08.2	Sure.
1:08.5	So the two guys use his names, by the way, definitely don't party for, like, ever. Like, they've never partied. Joe Montana? No, no, boring white guy. Who am I thinking of? Joe Namath. Thank you. Yeah. And then who's the other one I'm thinking of? Well, not Richard Nixon. No, I don't know why.
1:27.5	If you're looking for a partying president, Bush. I don't know. G-dubs. For some reason, I don't know why, but when I think of like taking an IB and like getting on stage or going on with your day, I don't know why I think of Richard Nixon, but I do. Like. Oh, if you're going presidents who needed drugs to perform, it's JFK.
1:28.6	JFK. JFK. So you were close. Okay. So like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's, it's J.FK. So he needed to make it. So he needed shots of, his was B12. So he was getting B12 in the ass. No, no, no. He was getting it like twice today. So. I don't know why you would need it twice a day. Like it kind of is what it is. I guess he had some form of bone issue like, uh, uh, yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. Whoa. Oh, oh,oh. Bing, Bing.
2:18.5	No, he had some hip problem or whatever, and he didn't have time to get the surgery.
2:24.3	Therefore, he was blasting away at this, and he wanted to be at peak performance in the office.
2:28.8	So he was getting shots of B-12 in the ass, him and Maryland Monroe, and then they were just fucking all the time because you had tons of energy. But the problem with that is, is you're not getting a lot of sleep. So they said he was averaging somewhere in the three hour range of night, three to four. But he had a lot of shit going on. I mean, we almost went to war with a nuclear war with Russia.
2:51.6	With Russia.
2:54.5	It had a lot going on with the Bay of Pigs and all that other shit.
2:57.2	And then, you know, he got his fucking head blown off.
2:58.2	Yeah.
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