Episode 508 - Chris Cuomo Trashes CNN

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2020

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss just what Benjamin Franklin was doing with those skeletons in his closet, Ross recreates President Lincoln’s death as a Daniel Day Lewis reenactment where he beats John Wilkes Booth up, Chris Cuomo goes scorched earth on CNN, Ross talks about a 5G zombie movie that is actually being created, and the two end the show with Ticketmaster taking no responsibility for refunds for canceled or postponed shows. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, Patterson Revolution, rock view by Ghostbent.com. Take a bad out.
0:02.0	I'm gonna back.
0:03.0	I'm gonna back. Rock to you by Ghostbent.com.
0:29.0	Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes. Yes. We are back, baby. Go on for it, baby.
0:37.6	Come down. It's it, baby. Calm down.
0:38.6	It's Tuesday, a 98th day of the quarantine.
0:42.7	Am I right?
0:43.5	Is that close?
0:45.3	What is days?
0:46.9	What is love?
0:49.6	Yeah, don't hurt me.
0:51.3	Don't hurt me.
0:52.4	No, you have to like not totally say it, right? You might. What is time? Yeah, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No, you have to, like, not totally say it, right?
0:55.7	You might.
0:56.4	What is time?
0:57.4	Yeah, exactly.
0:59.5	Do you know what I mean?
1:00.4	What is time, James?
1:01.9	It's a social construct that we're not really doing anymore, I think, right now.
1:06.7	You are losing your tits during this.
1:10.0	Why?
1:11.2	I'm up late writing the new St. James Street, James book.
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