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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 504: Toaster Shakins 2019

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Clips from this episode: Episode 453: Hamberders Episode 454: Magnum Opus Episode 457: High Pythagorean Math Episode 461: Hillbilly God ASMR Episode 465: Purple Reign Episode 476: Non-Concentration Camps Episode 482: Uplifting Tragedies Episode 486: Shaetzle Episode 490: Snake News Episode 495: Fat Beets

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0:00.0

This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.

0:07.0

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

0:15.0

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

0:30.0

Hey everyone, welcome to the last episode of 2019.

0:45.0

I guess it's the first episode of 2020 when it comes out.

0:50.0

So this is a year in review, it's the best of the best and also more best clips from the year of 2019.

1:01.0

We went through all the episodes and found the best stuff, so we hope you enjoy it.

1:07.0

Well, without further ado, let's go. Yeah.

1:12.0

This clip comes from episode 453.

1:14.0

Hamburger's released on January 21st.

1:17.0

Yeah, the application says that the school believes marriage unites one man and one woman.

1:22.0

And then a wife is like a three-stage rocket like what's happening here?

1:27.0

I mean, the marriage.

1:29.0

Oh, oh shit.

1:30.0

And it says that the wife is commanded to submit to her husband as the church submits to Christ.

1:37.0

Jesus.

1:38.0

This is the this is the this is the vice president's wife.

1:42.0

So you get like it is reasonable to think that he shares these views also.

1:46.0

Yeah, all of the available evidence about him is that he shares these views.

1:50.0

I'm not shocked at all that she's part of something like this.

1:53.0

This is this is the most egregiously narrow-minded view of Christianity possible.

2:00.0

Yeah.

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