Episode 503: Cow College

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Stories from the Week Representative for Known Child Sex Abuse Ring Warns About Dangers of Satanism Barnaby Joyce suggests God is the solution to climate change in Christmas video Former Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin says he pardoned a child rapist because the victim's hymen was intact. John Guandolo: The US Should Bomb Mecca in Retaliation for Pensacola Shooting Make sure to check out our livestreams on Thursdays around 9pm CT/10pm ET. https://mixer.com/dissonancepod‬ ‪ https://facebook.com/dissonancepod‬ ‪ https://twitch.tv/dissonancepod‬ ‪ https://youtube.com/c/dissonancepod‬ https://twitter.com/dissonance_pod

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0:00.0	Today's show is brought to you by Adamaneeve.com.
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0:15.4	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:21.1	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:30.0	Recording live from Gloryhole Studios in Chicago.
0:48.4	This is cognitive dis.
0:51.5	Every episode we blast anyone to get to our way.
0:53.9	We bring critical thinking, skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news,
0:59.8	makes it big or makes us mad.
1:02.7	It's skeptical.
1:04.4	It's political and there is no welcome at this episode.
1:09.5	503, only 497 short episodes away from episode 1000, Cecil.
1:15.6	We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna.
1:18.8	Anyway, Cecil, today we are recording the day after Christmas.
1:22.5	It's a Christmas thing.
1:23.5	Ho, ho, ho, bitches.
1:25.0	Right before the New Year.
1:26.6	So I guess Mary fucking Christmas happy New Year.
1:29.7	2019 is almost over.
1:32.6	It feels like it's that quite as bad as 2016 because the trauma isn't just this fresh,
1:39.3	but it's been a hell of a year, buddy.
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