This is a headgum podcast.

Guys, welcome to the show. Mike is using the restroom and that's okay. There's nothing wrong with that.

But on today's show, we thought it would be fun to each bring some kind of topic, some kind of thing we found from the internet and share it with each other.

I actually don't know if Mike did that or not.

There's a chance he did.

Mike's always kind of ready for anything that you throw his way.

Right. Even if he didn't actually prepare something, he's ready.

He's ready, man. There he is.

Now I just wanted to

real quick check in with you guys and let you know that please check in from last

week as you remember as you recall I was holding in a fart oh yeah I'm still

holding in that same for a whole week I don't think you should be doing that at this

point I'm just trying to see like where it goes. Like, where does this go? Into your head. Into your head. More into your lung. And then I got fucking shit on the brain or something. Yeah. Shit for brains. Fucking shit for brains over here. My mom used to call me that. Aw. That's so sweet. My mom used to call me a little shit for Brains bastard. That's so sweet.

What a sweet mom memory.

It was the summer

memory.

It was the summer of 1995.

I was a real piece of shit.

Came home from school one day, and of course I was tracking mud in the house.

You know, I was outside playing football, playing ball with the gang.

You know, the kids that I showed my penis to.

In the mud.

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