Episode 502 - We're Just Talkin' Around
DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve
Headgum and Dynamic Banter
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
The boys discuss holding in farts, Swirdlow the Wise stops by to talk about his new job at The Magic Castle, some reminiscing about old VidCon/YouTube days.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:04.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:06.0 | Hi everybody and welcome to dynamic banter episode Levi's 2. |
| 0:13.0 | Clap for Sink for clap or clap for sake. |
| 0:19.0 | I just want to remind everyone that this is just a podcast. |
| 0:23.0 | Okay, there's two guys talking around. |
| 0:26.2 | There's another guy in the couch and that's it. |
| 0:29.5 | Just talking around. |
| 0:31.0 | It's been 500 episodes. |
| 0:32.4 | How do you not know that? |
| 0:33.8 | That's like my dad asking me, you know, what were you doing me? |
| 0:37.1 | Oh, in that room with that girl in that room. |
| 0:39.0 | It's just the podcast. |
| 0:40.0 | We're just talking around. |
| 0:41.0 | We're just talking around. |
| 0:43.0 | And one of my hands is wet and the other one's cool. |
| 0:45.5 | Don't touch me or smell me, dad. |
| 0:52.0 | I just want to say I seriously do have like a big fart in the chamber, but out of respect for you guys and the audience, I'm going to hold it. |
| 1:02.3 | So we've done extensive research on the show as to what happens when you hold a fart in, and it's not great. |
| 1:08.6 | Can I tell you what I think happens? |
| 1:10.0 | Yes. |
| 1:10.4 | Kind of like a Willy Wonka floating up into the room kind of vibe. I don't want to hear what you think happens. Okay, I take that back. Oh, I found it his other Invisaline. Oh, shit, the tops. Guys, welcome to the show. I love the new theme song. I love the theme song that's on the show i love that |
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