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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 503 - A Lovely View From Hell

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Hank and Kevin are back with another harrowing story of survival agains all odds. This week's outdoor misadventure takes place in the middle of the Atlantic ocean where a 29 year old, recent divorcee finds himself adrift in a life raft after his boat sinks in the middle of the night. Thinking of purchasing a sail boat and crossing the pond? Listen to this first! Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello Kevin.

0:04.4

Hello, hey Kevin. Hello, hey.

0:07.4

Ah, so I've been, I started that voice because, uh, we're, I started that voice because, uh, we're, things are a little bit different today but we'll get to that in a minute.

0:15.6

I've asked at nauseum for people to send their shit going wrong in the outdoors stories.

0:28.0

And so people have sent that, like, you know, what, just send me a story of something that's gone wrong

0:33.6

right so send it to hambone at trout jousters dot com just because I was like

0:39.3

if season five is going to be talking about things going wrong in the outdoors.

0:44.6

There's only so many things that have ever gone wrong in the outdoors for me.

0:49.8

Because I'm a professional, because I know what the fuck I'm doing that's why things don't go wrong.

0:54.6

I plan ahead I plan properly and I follow through on that plan.

0:59.0

I'm a very very organized individual as you know.

1:03.3

Oh, yeah, clearly, yes.

1:04.6

And I'm somebody that adapts.

1:06.8

It says adapts.

1:07.6

Adapts.

1:08.6

Adapts.

1:09.8

Adapts.

1:10.8

That's a hard word to say if you, when you recording like if we were just having a conversation and I said the word adapts I would just move on

1:16.6

Yeah, when you're saying it for literally dozens of people to hear

1:21.1

Tens of people to hear. Then all of a sudden you're like is that is it do you pronounce

1:27.1

the T adapt it adapts? I have a friend that says batteries and I want to punch

1:32.3

him in the throat every time he says it.

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