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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 502 - Donner Party Did It

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Just a reminder, this is comedy... On this week's episode Hank and Kevin are talking about that one time that one airplane carrying members of that one rugby team crashed into that one mountain in the Andes. It's a famous story of a plane ride turning into an unexpected MisAdventure that most would not have the will to survive. This weeks humor comes from great tragedy so... be forewarned! Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right.

0:01.0

Well, look who's back, huh?

0:04.0

Got a little taste last week.

0:07.0

Couldn't beg to me to come back.

0:09.0

Couldn't stay away.

0:10.0

We had a great time last week talking about a masturbating walrus and I thought,

0:17.0

boy. I went right home and clicked on all those links.

0:22.0

Multiple time.

0:23.0

My goodness, look what else that Walrus can do to himself.

0:27.0

Anyway, I forgot last week I was going to start by mentioning my sweat pants.

0:34.0

Oh, yeah.

0:35.0

These are, so they're kind of a silky, like a, they're an Adidas sweat pant.

0:41.0

It's a charcoal gray with the black stripes going the the patented I don't know

0:46.6

trademarked three stripes you know going down the sides and last week I was gonna I going to bring him up because I also had on a pair of

0:56.2

Nike running shoes and it's like, oh no, you know, it's like the big war between Nike and

1:01.7

Adidas in anyway, but I'm just I'm playing it right down the big war between Nike and Adidas in anyway but I'm just I'm

1:03.7

playing it right down the middle on that and I was going to bring it up to see if you

1:07.1

thought I'd been working out. If I had thought you'd been working out...

1:11.2

Well I mean just the fact if you were impressed with the fact that I was wearing sweat pants and running shoes,

1:17.0

and if you thought that, if you had put those two things together and thought well shit look who's been

1:22.8

out run look who's been working out look at this guy huh we've known each

1:26.5

other a long time I don't think I would have thought that of me now the cashier

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