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DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

Episode 501 - Season 2: Episode Jeans

DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

Headgum and Dynamic Banter

Culture, Dynamic Banter, Comedy, Comedians, Cloverfield, Steve Zaragoza, Society & Culture, Movies, Commentary, Tv & Film, Mike Falzone, Recap, Friends

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Season 2 begins with the boys attempting to create a new theme song. Travel and travel anxiety is discussed, personality types, scary future times, and learning about yourself!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

New Year, same extra value meals at McDonald's.

0:03.7

Now get a savory sausage McMuffin with egg plus hash browns and a small coffee for just $5.

0:10.2

For limited time only, prices and participation may vary.

0:12.3

Prices may be higher in Hawaii, Alaska, and California, and for delivery.

0:16.9

This is a headgum podcast.

0:21.6

I have to go to Instagram on my Mac.

0:23.6

Then you go to the Mac store and you go to Instagram on all the Macs.

0:29.6

And you say, you look up return of the Mac on Instagram on the in the Mac store and the Macs.

0:35.6

And then all the people from Safe by the Bell used to hang story the max and the only people from

0:38.1

safe by the bill used to hang out the max

0:40.2

and then I go like I need some snacks

0:43.7

and get thrown out because you know

0:45.0

I want to eat snacks at the max

0:46.9

because they have their own food

0:49.4

that their own food at the max do you remember the waiter at the max used to also be a magician

0:58.0

Dude this is I fucking love this guy

1:02.0

Alright let's here I'm gonna start rolling

1:04.0

Yeah go ahead oh we're rolling already

1:06.0

I'm cutting all that out

1:08.0

You didn't like my song about the master. No, I loved it.

1:11.8

I loved it.

1:12.9

I love you, Mike, so much.

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