Okay, okay, oh man. Hey, it's 10.33 in the morning. We've just eaten calzones. Now we're

going to eat some perfectly engineered food products. I'm Molly and I'm Matthew and

ah, this is spilled milk. This is supposed to cook something delicious. Eat it all and

you can't have any. And apparently we are, Molly is, uh, am bushing

me with a, with a whole new style of intro for our 500th episode. That's right. I couldn't

be happier to be ambushed 500th episode. I've got to keep things fresh in our

relationship. You know, you're absolutely doing the best way to keep things fresh in

your relationship is to ambush your partner with, with a new intro, with a new intro.

I got to figure out how to translate this to my actual relationship. What if like,

um, every time wife of the, oh, Laurie got home, I greeted her by starting to say,

sup, and just like didn't, didn't refuse to explain. Just like, that's my new

greeting. And I liked the way you did the little like, like, chin-lift thing. Yeah.

So this is how this is what the therapist mean, the therapist when they say, you know,

keep things fresh. This is, this is a classic John Gottman move. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Anyway,

um, are we sticking with this intro? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yes. Okay. So this is our 500th episode.

Yes. Everybody. Did you, when we started the show, did you think we would make it to 500th?

Matthew, I'll be honest. Did you think we would make it to five?

I wasn't sure we were going to get off the ground. I know me neither.

But you kept the faith really. I did. Like, you know, in a Bon Jovi, keep the faith sort of way.

That's a Bon Jovi album, right? Sure. If that's a Bon Jovi album. All right. We're pausing

the show. Is that Billy Joel? Is it Billy? It doesn't sound like Billy Joel. Billy Joel

is not upbeat, right? What about uptown girl? Uptown girl, like, I mean, I don't mean

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