I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something delicious

eat it all and you can't have any today we are talking about I don't know how to pronounce

this I'm going to call these calzones I'm okay so you've been saying calzone it's making

me uncomfortable that's what that's what mom of the show Judy Amster called them when

I was a kid and and dad of the show Richard Amster like these were always calzones calzones

which is not how you would say it in Italian you would be more like calzone I think calzone

uh-huh so but like every other kid called them calzones yeah there's something that feels

weird about calzone yeah it seems it seems okay let's should we just go with calzone

for the rest of the episode I'll probably get it wrong you say calzone I say calzone

and let's do the show and let's call the whole thing off no no let's just go right ahead

okay because the thing is like there was another like almost exactly analogous oh yeah debate

when I was a kid that maybe maybe you remember this one also I do was it Porsche or Porsche I think I

did an even 50 50 split and I kept a tally of every time I said it and made sure that the next time

I said it I said it the other way did you like scroll this on the like the wall by your bed no

was on my bedpost it was like that's right sorry we already established that you had a lot a lot

of notches on your bedpost and now we know what it meant I was keeping track of how I said

Porsche and Porsche and why did kids talk about cars oh my god a Porsche was like the coolest car

you could have a Porsche or a Lamborghini but no one really have a Lamborghini but people did

actually have Porsches right so but yeah so it's so weird like like that these these words

kind of fall into this liminal space I have a neighbor who has a Porsche Porsche SUV oh the cayenne

maybe and he's got it like all tricked out I mean how do you trick out an SUV does have like

it's got like funky rims does it have dual overhead cans it's got eyesight it's got a serious

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