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Spilled Milk

Episode 50: Toothpaste and Shampoo

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Food, Comedy

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2011

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Molly and I'm Matthew and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something

0:09.2

delicious eat it all and you can't have any. And today, well, why don't we look back at,

0:15.8

remember when this happened last week?

0:18.1

I like Goober grape better

0:21.0

when they put it in a tube and call it aqua-fresh. I was so into aqua-fresh when I was

0:28.6

a kid. I think I remember when it was introduced. Do you remember the commercials? Yes. That perfect like

0:34.8

wave of aqua-fresh on the toothbrush? We should also do a toothpaste episode. It can go

0:39.0

with right after a shampoo episode. Well you know I hear I hear that if you want people to take you

0:47.3

seriously sometimes you have to make good on your threats. Well my friends my

0:52.2

friends all all many, many of you listeners out there.

0:55.8

I hope you're my friends.

0:57.3

We are going to make good on our promises today.

1:00.2

Yeah, I hope you're still our friends after this episode.

1:03.0

Today is our, I guess it's a personal hygiene episode.

1:06.0

Yes.

1:07.0

Yeah, we are talking about toothpaste and shampoo.

1:10.0

And shampoo.

1:11.0

Mm-hmm.

1:12.0

And there's going to be a lot of grooming.

1:13.4

Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm really glad I didn't show up for today's episode, Hungry.

1:17.2

All right, well, what's your standard toothpaste?

1:20.2

So I grew up with Crest.

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