Episode 50: Scat Academy (Part 1)
You Look Nice Today
You Look Nice Today
4.7 • 897 Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2013
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the You Look Nice Today® Scat Immersion Program™.
No dogs, babies, or squares allowed.
In preparation for your first day on campus, please learn these key phrases, as they represent your final connection with your native tongue:
SCAT: Gom zibby, glom zibby, bop zibby domp!
ENGLISH: Please, do not raise your voice; I have a terrific heroin headache.
SCAT: Bomp ZEE bop! Spoo-da-lee BEE zot?
ENGLISH: Has this pepper spray you’re selling me been “stepped on?”
SCAT: Babe sop potta womp, bum bop zee bop!
ENGLISH: Your newborn baby is as uninteresting to me as the baking soda pabulum that’s currently passing for heroin.
SCAT: Bomp…zeep…bomp.
ENGLISH: Ha! I’ve once again taken heroin and fallen asleep whilst driving!
SCAT: Stomp dee-domp, stomp dee-domp, squeep bomp—DEE bomp?
ENGLISH: Have you a spare behavior modification helmet and some heroin?
SCAT: Salt PEE nutz!
ENGLISH: This uncut heroin you’ve provided strikes me as both deadly and affordable.
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| 0:00.0 | scie bahpah scie da da da da da da da da da da da da. |
| 0:08.2 | Sve da da da da da da. |
| 0:10.5 | And that'll be like, I like the park. |
| 0:13.0 | Right, exactly. |
| 0:14.0 | Exactly. |
| 0:15.0 | It's also pretty great that Scat refers to poop. You look nice today, a journal of emotional hygiene. |
| 0:34.0 | So I keep this file of You Look Nice Today, conversation, topic ideas. |
| 0:40.0 | And truthfully, we haven't really gone to it in a long time just because we end up talking about whatever we end up talking about. |
| 0:46.0 | But I was looking at it and I'm kind of sad because it's like 300 things long. |
| 0:51.0 | Let's do them. Let's do them. |
| 0:53.0 | Let's do them all tonight tonight. |
| 0:55.0 | Eight hour recording. |
| 0:56.0 | I got nowhere to be. |
| 0:58.0 | I would just, to the extent possible, I would like to close as much business as we can on this meeting. |
| 1:03.4 | I mean, if that's, I don't know if we have a quorum. |
| 1:06.0 | Yeah, enough. |
| 1:06.9 | Well, I guess we could talk about the financials first. |
| 1:11.9 | We ended 3232,000 in the hole. |
| 1:15.0 | That's easily the deepest into a hole that I've ever been. |
| 1:21.0 | Not a money-making venture, as it turns out. |
| 1:23.7 | No. |
| 1:24.2 | What have we been doing? |
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