Episode 49: Make a Given Wish

You Look Nice Today

Society & Culture, Scott Simpson, California, Lonely Sandwich, Comedy, Merlin Mann, Adam Lisagor, Twitter, Personal Journals, Ylnt

4.8 • 899 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2013

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

As part of a pilot program, The You Look Nice Today Foundation (a Delaware corporation) has recently undertaken a groundbreaking new outreach initiative to provide comfort to those in theoretical need.

So, YES: we will sell, lend, or lease you a built-to-purpose condition along with its appropriate consolation.

But, NO: we’re absolutely not Santa Claus. So, get real, you big fakers.

In any case. Get well soon, and here’s that brief bedside visit from the late Sargent Shriver you never actually requested.

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0:00.0	you have like a membership card?
0:02.0	I pay about a hundred dollars a year for access to a almost guaranteed to be empty bathroom
0:10.8	that's always clean and always quiet and it's right in downtown San Francisco.
0:14.4	It's called...
0:15.4	You're not going to tell us where it is are you?
0:16.4	No, I'll tell you where it is.
0:17.4	Because you're welcome to jump in and I really do think you should give it as a gift.
0:20.6	Can you get us an invite?
0:21.6	Oh sure, it's called the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art.
0:25.8	Oh yeah, I've dropped a mama. And look, look you don't, I mean nobody, first of all,'s the beauty part yeah as as you like to say
0:34.1	the great thing about it is that nobody knows what you're going in there to do they
0:39.4	think you're going in to drool over the Rothko, you're really going in for some angry birds in the fourth floor
0:46.9	handicap stall. You look nice today, a journal of emotional hygiene.
0:54.0	Did I ever tell you guys that You look nice today, a journal of emotional hygiene.
1:04.0	Did I ever tell you guys that story that happened to me with a snapple jar,
1:09.0	snapple bottle?
1:10.0	It was college and my roommate was in the bathroom and I think he was hanging a bath because we only had a bathtub and I was still too shy to go in and use the bathroom and I really had to because I just gotten up.
1:25.0	And for whatever reason the sink didn't appeal to me.
1:28.0	Maybe there were dishes in it or something and the only thing I had was a snapple bottle.
1:33.0	But I think it was just a, you know, your standard dodeca ounce.
1:36.6	Why did I say that?
1:37.6	It's 12 ounces.
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