Episode 50: Owen Calls In from College!

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Owen calls dad during the show and breaks the news: he wants to be a philosophy major… Meanwhile Alison and Greg discuss pacing in bed, ask some hard-hitting questions about chickens, and answer a caller's questions about PDA. Plus the return of Shout Out! Lastly, Alison shares some sad news about the loss of a friend’s child. You can participate in a GoFundMe to build a playground in her memory at: www.gofundme.com/f/sophie039s-gift

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0:00.0	Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.
0:05.0	Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.
0:10.0	Childish, childish, this all freaks me off it.
0:14.4	Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?
0:19.2	Childish, oh shit.
0:21.6	Who the hell decided I is ready for this?
0:24.0	Ladies and gentlemen of the world, welcome to the top parenting
0:27.5	podcast available where we never pop our peas.
0:31.0	Never, ever, ever.
0:32.0	Frank Fitzsimmons here.
0:34.0	Allison Rosen also here.
0:35.6	And when we say here, we are grounded, breathing deeply from the diaphragm, eye contact are ready I'm centered I'm in my body and I'm
0:48.2	ready to talk parenting with you Greg Fitzimans Has Dan been in your body lately?
0:53.2	No, it's been a little it's been a little while.
0:55.3	One out, one and out. Yeah, it's it's a it's time to get Dan back.
1:00.0	There you go. Get him in your body. Why?
1:03.0	Have you been centered with your wife recently?
1:07.0	It's been slow.
1:09.0	How come?
1:10.0	Because Jojo has been grounded and her room is next to hours.
1:15.0	Oh. So it's a little hard to throw the move.
1:18.0	Got it.
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