Episode 5: Opened Up Like a Chrysanthemum

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Funny, Comedian, Pete Donaldson, Personal Journals, Best Podcast, Society & Culture, Conversation, Luke Moore, Top Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Comedians, Interview, Jokes

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2017

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

In the fifth instalment of Luke and Pete's Summer, the Little and Large of the podcasting world discuss museum exhibitions, knuckle dusters and setting fire to a million quid.They also find time - with the help of a listener - to rationally explain the existence of ghosts. So listen and never be frightened again. Of ghosts. I mean, there are other things to be scared of, of course. Like Pete. Say hello: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.

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0:00.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:03.4	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:07.4	Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check for a car wheel.
0:11.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:15.0	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do now?
0:18.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:20.0	I got a half.
0:22.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be
0:28.3	18 or over.
0:29.3	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:38.1	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.
0:45.0	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. up. Pete Donaldson, look more with you, it's Luke and Pete Summer, how the devil are you Luke?
1:11.0	All right, I'm all right, thanks. How How are you Peter? We're ready to get going.
1:14.4	This is what episode is this five? episode five? How have we made it this far?
1:18.6	How have we made it this far? It's the middle of summer.
1:21.2	It is. We're both wearing shots shorts our pasty white legs are out and
1:24.7	enjoying the air there's not much air in this studio sadly there is never is
1:29.8	isn't it ha ha you've been alright pretty good you've been alright? Pretty good, yes.
1:33.0	You been keeping yourself?
1:35.0	Yeah, but keep myself in shape.
1:36.0	No.
1:37.0	You know the answer to that one.
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