Episode 4: I Didn't Go Down to the Lightning Strike Bureau

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Why are a group of local men trying to find millions of missing rubles in a disused rocket mine in Russia? Why are loads of sheep knocking about an island off of the coast of Scotland with cardboard wings on their back?And how would Pete and his annoying older brother Luke survive if the world ended, and what skills would they need? PS We also talk about nut allergies and getting hit by lightning, so there's that. Thinking about it, we packed a lot into this one.Say hello: [email protected] And how are we still hearing about animals being used in war?

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0:00.0	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:08.0	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.
0:15.0	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.
0:20.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:23.5	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:27.5	Yeah, I think I have. I should take the double check for the car wheel.
0:31.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:35.0	Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know?
0:39.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:41.0	I got a hair...
0:42.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be
0:48.4	18 or over. You're not going to. This music always makes you on a rap over it, but I want because I can't.
1:11.2	Pete Donaldson with you a job by Luke Mer, welcome to the Luke and Pete Shaw.
1:14.7	Not to be confused with Luke and Pete's shoe, which is the house in which we live. We live in a big shoe.
1:19.7	Yeah. Look, do you reckon my shoes could fit inside your shoes?
1:24.0	Probably, I mean that's some...
1:25.0	Yeah, we should try that hour later on.
1:26.0	I think I've ever seen a shoe within a shoe.
1:28.0	I've heard it's all about the multimedia these days.
1:29.0	Maybe we'll like a lot of video of you doing that,
1:31.0	alongside the long eggman from last week and we can check out.
1:35.3	I don't think they will what size are you?
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