Episode 5: Ms. Pat’s Meatball

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Ms. Pat is losing weight and having her first period in years. Aunt Flo ain’t playin’ and her gynecologist hates her because she loves to get fully nude when getting examined. We then examine whether or not Jesus existed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:00.2	Welcome back to another episode of the Pat Down,
1:02.6	and I'm here at my house today so you might hear my fucking kids hollering.
1:06.2	And I'm here with my good friend Chris.
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