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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Episode 4: llegal Knees

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.96.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2019

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Ms. Pat tells stories about helping her special Uncle Cecil, her insane family funerals, playing “illegal knees.” We also try to understand what language Ms. Pat speaks.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

This week on hysterical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us

0:06.1

Okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?

0:13.2

Just need to grab the core clippers. Don't worry. I'll cover my eyes

0:22.5

Still not looking and I'm not listening to my podcast don't want about it

0:28.0

My childhood in a nutshell where it all started in Northampton in the 80s

0:36.2

I didn't even know I was in the closet, but I did find George Maricol in there

0:40.6

My dad was the manager of the local football club, but the only thing I was tackling was a good act of a Christie

0:46.6

I don't know why I'm telling you about it. They've only gone and turned it into a serious

0:50.6

So do yourself a favor and watch my awkward years in glorious technicolor

0:55.4

Changing and stream free on ITVX comedy is back in the building hey y'all this is miss Pat and here's another episode of the Pat down

1:03.1

I'm sitting here with my good friend Chris say what it is what it is

1:06.9

Dion and my lovely badass daughter Gary honest I'm your best child, but you try to hello

1:16.6

That's a great preview for this episode

1:19.3

Almost fistacups

1:21.6

Fistacups

1:23.6

Fistacups

1:31.1

That's about fistacups you ask about fiscal

1:38.0

Well fiscal is like the economy you know

1:51.3

Spitting the real fat nothing but the other class the at the same time

1:55.3

That got the flavor these are not your same lies

1:58.2

That's the politics she been on real bruh

2:01.2

It could be pretty well ugly at the same time

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