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You know when you're stiffly and you can't breathe through your nose so you breathe just through your mouth?

This show is like that. It's like breathing through your mouth and then tasting the world on your tongue and then closing your mouth and then

and then swallowing the goodness of the world

and then not choking and then being at one with the universe.

A drift with Jeff Lloyd Annabel Port. Hello. to me on public transport which is quite common on this podcast. So the other day I had to go to

a meeting across the other side of London. The same day my wife decided to take my son to the

transport museum. My wife decided to take my son to the Transport Museum.

Okay.

And essentially those two things are different stages of the same journey.

Right.

So we agreed that we would travel together and my wife and son would alight at the stop for the

transport museum on the London Underground and then I would continue on to my meeting.

Right.

So we get on the train and there are two seats free so I take my son over to sit on these seats.

Sarah wants to just get a bit of peace and quiet away from him because she's got a full day looming around buses and trains and so on. So I go sit down

with him and he is being at his most charming. He's beaming at the other passengers. He's

babbling in a very cute way. I mean I know that I'm biased because I'm

biologically programmed to be biased, but he is the star of the carriage people are

looking at him eventually the seat next to me comes free and Sarah comes and

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