This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

When do you notice that the paper you're using is actually your skin? Your skin.

adrift, with Jeff Lloyd and Annabel Port. Hello, I'm I shouting. I was on an intercity train the other day and when they made the buffet car announcement

there was so much feedback it was like being at a My Bloody Valentine's

and I think that has now given me tinnitus.

Oh really so you're worried you're shouting of the time now. I think that has now given me tinnitus. Oh, really?

You're worried you're shouting of the time now.

Why am announcements on trains that either far too loud

or completely unintelligible?

There's no middle ground.

No middle ground at all.

I'll tell you what else I was thinking,

and this won't mean anything to you if you're outside the UK.

But I think train tickets are the only thing that haven't changed at all in my lifetime.

Oh, how interesting. They're exactly the same.

You know, the little sort of orange at the top and then the printing might have changed slightly,

but essentially the design of a train ticket

is exactly the same as I remember it being as when I was a kid.

Because they're always revamping everything aren't they?

They revamp the train ticket.

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