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Feel good travel. Everything you remember must mean something. So what does that thought mean?

Adrift, with Jeff Lloyd and Annabel Port.

Hello! Hello! Hello. You look surprised then. Yeah.

Sorry. I wasn't quite really. I was still chewing a bit of my food.

What have you got over there? I've just got a naked bar. Well I don't expect you to share it with me.

Oh, do you want some? No, absolutely. That looks revolting.

Yeah, yeah. Before you arrived, I made myself a glass of iced coffee, which is I think I like to do. I don't think I think anybody who knows anything about coffee would be disgusting at the way, disgusted at the way I make it. I don't think I do it the proper way. So just put some ice cubes in a glass and then fill it with

espresso. What other way is it? I don't know but when you go into a coffee shop it seems to be a very involved process.

A bit more faffing.

Yeah, yeah.

So anyway, so I make this drink in the glass

and then I think, I want to drink it through a straw.

So I open up the draw.

And I've got like a huge bag of plastic straws

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