Episode 48: Strawberry Drank And Dirty Rice

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Super Tuesday is over and Mini Mike is out. Ms. Pat will say this about Trump, he’s hilarious. She talks about Diamond and Silk rapping for Trump. A hospital worker was arrested for sucking toes. Ms. Pat tells a story from her childhood about skating rink money you won't forget. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:01.1	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh,
0:02.8	then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit,
0:08.0	Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon
0:12.2	and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:14.6	Welcome to another episode of The Pat Down.
0:17.1	I'm here with this crazy motherfucker, Dion and Chris,
0:20.0	chasing chocolate by AIDS.
0:22.8	So I was telling them my favorite song was Whitney Houston.
0:27.7	Children and other future.
0:28.4	I believe the children of the future.
0:31.8	Teasing well and lack them lead the way.
0:39.9	A beauty of the ever-
0:45.5	Shout the fuck away.
0:46.5	Stay tuned out to the music.
0:47.9	I'll be right back.
0:58.4	The same time.
0:59.4	Tag got the flavor.
1:00.8	These are not your same lies.
1:02.3	Yes, the politics.
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