Episode 47: The Miseducation of Garrianna P. Lee

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle have brand new cars and give some advice on buying a new vehicle. Deon still is driving that same sad ass poor car. But he has four tires, unlike Spangle! We talk a little bit about Trump pardoning people. Garrianna calls Ms. Pat a Republican and then drops the mic on the Democratic field. We find out why you don’t educate your kids. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:26.4	Terms in condition supply.
0:27.8	At all protected.
0:30.1	Dad, I'm hungry!
0:31.6	Right, what do I cook for tea?
0:33.1	Er, McCain chips. These will be good.
0:35.3	You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer?
0:38.4	Just say, Alexa, open McCain and Alexa will help you.
0:42.2	What? You mean if I say Alexa, open McCain, Alexa will open the bag of chips for me?
0:46.4	Not literally open the bag of chips for your dad, but Alexa can tell you how to cook them
0:50.6	and give you ideas for tea.
0:51.9	Ah, okay. Alexa, open McCain.
0:54.5	Well done, dad. Such a tech wizard.
0:56.6	Chip, chip, hooray.
0:57.7	Crispy air fryer perfection with McCain.
1:00.1	Hey, it's White Boy Chris.
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