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Stellar Firma

Episode 48 - Faces and Aces

Stellar Firma

Park Tom

Sci Fi Comedy, Performing Arts, Fiction, Improv, Space, Comedy, Funny, Arts, Science Fiction, Sci Fi

5.0878 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2020

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Episode 48


Faces and Aces


CLIENT - Tracer P. Zazz Cage, The Face.


The Face needs quarters not infested by space cats and it is starting to affect their mission critical work, the work of being The Face.


Expeditors’ recommendations: general gushing, do not succumb to the cylindrical cats, force it to be worse to force it to be better, avoid further con…..ALERT, FILE CORRUPTION, SYSTEMS OVERRIDE DETECTED


  • Comedic violence
  • Emotional abuse
  • Alcoholism
  • Potential suicide ideation
  • Mentions of animal harm.


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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall


Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Number 1: Amy Dickinson

Number 48: Rachel Meredith


Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan


Featured SFX by CosmicEmbers, 14G_Panska_Kaminikova_A, kyles, Halleck, tim.kahn, rutgermuller, ryanconway, Hornetan, soundmary, johnzwick45, rickaldo09 and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.


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0:00.0

Special thanks to Hiller, may you strike the first blow, preferably before they wake up. Rusty Quill presents Stella Fermain. Stella Furman Oh, dangerous concentrations of menthol detected.

0:57.0

security alerted.

0:59.0

Oh, I'm so mentthy.

1:02.0

Oh, I'm so full of menth! Oh, that'm so menthy. Oh, I'm so full of menth.

1:04.0

Oh, that smell!

1:06.0

Oh, it's so fresh but in an extremely bad way!

1:09.0

I'm like the bottom of the communal sink full of toothpaste.

1:13.0

Oh, it's like a lemon's been sick on a mint plant.

1:16.0

David, David, if you got some sort of purgative or perhaps some charcoal like I need something to soak a bowl of this excess men.

1:23.0

Uh, no, I mean, there's not even any slurry in here, just the air is vaguely nutritional.

1:27.8

I'll drink, I'll drink the paddle water.

1:29.8

The later paddle. The later paddle.

1:30.8

All right, fine, yeah, drink the later puddle.

1:32.0

Oh, full of ideas for later.

1:35.0

And also, microbes.

1:39.0

That's tainted. That's tainted, tainted, tainted water, but I'm left Menti now, so.

1:47.0

Okay, good and the smell subsided, but, uh, maybe to replace by a worse one.

1:52.0

Anyway, that's fine.

1:54.3

Um, so, Trexel, I've still been thinking about where these complaints go.

1:59.1

Thinking, thinking, David, with his thinking cap on.

2:01.8

Take off the cap, David. It's raining.

2:04.0

No, what, raining what?

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