Episode 464: "The Musketeer" with Craig Phillip Conant

Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Eddie Ifft

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4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Craig Phillip Conant (@craigconant) and Joe Praino (@fixyourlife) join Eddie (@eddieifft) and Jason (@jasonauer) for Episode 464 of Talkin’ Shit. To start, Eddie has a turtlehead and Praino doesn’t have a mustache. They guys talk excessively about dingle berries and that is just the tip of the iceberg. Craig has stories about everything from illegally selling fireworks for his dad at school, to trying to bang his cousin, to giving drugs to homeless people, and so much more. This is absolutely an episode of Talkin’ Shit that you do not want to miss!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	That's all I do is talk shit. No doubt. You know I kept talking shit.
0:07.0	You know I kept talking shit.
0:11.0	Mother fuck you damn shit,
0:14.0	bitch.
0:15.0	Fuck you, your stupid hoe.
0:18.0	Tell me just what you know.
0:20.0	You know I kept talking shit.
0:23.0	Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch.
0:26.0	I talk this shit till I'm old.
0:28.0	So what the fuck you bitch?
0:30.0	God damn ass.
0:31.0	Hey everybody, welcome to talking shit. I'm your host Eddie I have a turtle head right now
0:35.5	That I don't I can't explain it it wouldn't come out. It's a tiny one you dehydrated bro. Is that it is yeah yeah here I know I'm
0:46.7	only drinking alcohol that's our guest tonight Craig Philip Conan Conan
0:51.1	who was recommended highly by Sam Tripoli I trust everything Sam Tripoli says because
0:56.0	Sam Tripoli not only amazing comedian but he has a great eye for talent he's fantastic
1:01.9	It's I for talent. He's fantastic. It's a high for talent is incredible.
1:04.0	So he told me you have crazy stories and a crazy life so we'll get to that.
1:09.0	But I'd like to talk more about my turtle head. We have Joe Preno sitting in who's a regular who looks like he has AIDS.
1:16.0	I look like I have AIDS? Yeah you look like...
1:18.0	What does that mean? You got your hair cut, you shaved a little, and now you look AIDS.
1:21.0	Okay. Is that...
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