Episode 463: "Who Erased The Bagel?" with Lance Patrick

Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Eddie Ifft

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🗓️ 12 May 2016

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Talkin’ Shit, Wheeler Walker Jr. and Jason Auer are both no shows, but Eddie Ifft (@EddieIfft) and Lance Patrick (@LancePatrick) are here to steer the ship. Lance struggles to accept the fact that Jason is going to be a dad and the guys talk about what stuff has been in their butts lately. Lance shares his inbred family history and relation to the Whites of West Virginia. Eddie, Lance, and our photographer David Zentz (@DavidZentz) tell stories about taking edibles and freaking out, plus Randy Puga drops in to talk about his new comedy show, Night School.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	That's all I do is talk shit. No doubt.
0:05.0	You know I kept talking shit.
0:08.0	Mother fuck you damn shit,
0:10.0	bitch.
0:12.0	Fuck you, your stupid hoe. Shit Mother fuck you damn shit, hit bitch.
0:23.0	I talk the shit till I'm old.
0:25.0	So what the fuck you bitch, God damn shit.
0:28.0	I'm at EFT, I'm your host and my guest Lance Patrick tonight
0:31.0	because Wheeler Walker Jr. flaked on us.
0:34.4	Oh, so don't buy his album.
0:36.7	No, I don't mean that.
0:37.8	Go buy his album, but then take a dump on it.
0:40.6	And nobody buys albums anyways download it and then listen to it and he made
0:48.0	money off of you and then upload it yeah yeah so no one can hear it I don't
0:52.3	know now but. I don't know. No, but yeah, I didn't know.
0:55.0	No, I don't know. He's on a plane or something he didn't tell. And also Jason Hourflaked on us.
1:02.0	Apparently he told them last week that he wasn't going to be here,
1:05.0	but I think he was introducing his new black girlfriend to his racist parents.
1:09.0	So...
1:10.0	I just found out about that.
1:12.0	Yeah. Yeah, it's mind-blowing, isn't it?
1:14.5	It's it.
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