This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

Recording live from Attorney General Bill Barr's basement, this is Cognitive Disnance.

That why I have this kid mask on.

We're all getting fucked.

This episode will be exactly four pages long.

It's good because it's normally it's a lot shorter than that.

This is the reader's digest condensed version.

We condensed it from a 300 page episode to a four page episode.

Case you're wondering, most things can typically be summed up in one percent of their total life.

That's what I told my wife.

I mean, I can sum it up unless that's what I can sum it up.

Actually, let's just sum up.

Look, I mean, to be honest, we've been reading the cliff notes for a long time.

I mean, ask you, who's cliff?

This is Cognitive Disnance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.

We bring critical thinking, skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical.

It's political.

And there is no welcome.

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