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Tom, T-Soul, listening to your latest episode and listening to Rift Wild, read off the list of things that will get people

thrown into lake of fire. And it occurred to me, isn't there a hero Donald Trump guilty of most? If not all of those things, what's up? Fuck! Glory hole.

Hi Tom and T-Soul. I am an elementary school teacher in Connecticut and I love your show and I thought of you guys today when I was trying to teach my class about global warming and showing them a video from the Weather Channel about how the ice shelf in Antarctica is melting. And as I was trying to show the kids the Weather Channel clip, the kids are calling out... Glory hole. Glory hole.

I want to see the Glory hole. So I got really angry and then I realized Weather Channel had some kind of a Glory hole pop up on the side of the website because there's some kind of Glory hole lake somewhere else in the country. And I thought of you guys. Glory hole motherfucker.

Hey, it's Tom and T-Soul. I was listening to your podcast, 461. And there's one to let you know I am in United States Marine and we can actually take a joke. So I don't think any of us will case your ass. Although that being said, I can't speak for all of us. We are a bunch of drunk. Glory hole motherfucker. Bye.

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Recording live from Glory hole studios in Chicago. This is cognitive distance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way. We bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical. It's political. And there is beat there. No welcome Matt. It's been a little while. Forget that. It's been a little while.

We're skeptical. I was I was wondering if we still were you never know. Maybe this episode depends on how much you pay us.

We can be whatever you are still waiting for that $25 million. Like man, I'll put cigarettes out on my arm for $25 million. There's nothing I'm not saying. Yes. I will admit a like 50 people to college for 25.

At least 50. Well, the first 50 are free and by free, I mean like a million. It's like a free big Mac coupon. They can show up for their first day.

Oh my kids on soccer team now. That's amazing. I love the Photoshop. Their faces on there is the best. It's such the best. I you know what I love about the Photoshop pieces like that means that the coach.

Is like I don't know if your kids really on the soccer team send me a pick or it didn't happen. It's a it's a dick pick. Yeah, right. It's a soccer dick. It's like like it's you're gonna be like, oh man, it's a kick pick.

I can't give it's great hat.

That kids scores all the time.

Oh man, put that right in the ends. I mean, I don't in the end. Still soccer. Is that go.

Oh my god. So if you're not familiar with it, we're talking about we're talking about operation varsity blue. I think that's so funny, by the way.

Operation. You know, they thought they were so clever. The detectives were doing. Oh, I got one. Oh, I got a gym.

Oh, hey guys from the show. Remember the show varsity blue. You're not gonna say drag on. It's blues. They'll be sad when they're arrested.

I wonder if they handed out letterman jackets to all the arresting officers.

Yeah, so 50 people busted for paying $25 million to get their rich kids. And that's the goal when they could have just paid the half a million dollars and made a fucking

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