Episode 460: I Want Hokey Pokey

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2026

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Don't actually click on any of this crap I'm just copying and pasting it from the Diamond and Silk Show episode descriptions on Lindell TV. And also that's the way it looks on the site. I didn't format it weird. They made it look that weird. Well, I guess just Silk did. Because our beautiful "Diamond"'s heart has just given out! Ah!

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Well I did put it in italics because I was paranoid about someone taking it seriously. Anyway on today's show we're being asked to finance some rich guy's pet project for no apparent reason, begging an aspiring musician to not use AI, and handing over our most personal date to an unaccountable private database. Oh wait, is this REAL LIFE!!!? Or is it the show! Or is it just fantasy. Freddie Mercury! Nah it's just the show. But I wouldn't mind some Fat Bottomed Girls! Oh yeah! Take me home tonight!!

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Wow, 2026 is gonna be lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/gift

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Okay.
0:01.0	It's YKS and we're getting crazy.
0:06.4	Mike and Jee.
0:07.2	In the input, baby, two certified players with swagriss.
0:10.7	You ain't never heard a better podcast than this volume of a seat back.
0:14.2	Crack the six-pack.
0:15.2	Just a worldwide king to the game of backs.
0:17.3	Come on.
0:18.5	It's YKS.
0:19.5	Come on.
0:21.8	Drop that beep. Okay. It's Y. KS. Come on. Drop that feet.
0:23.9	Okay.
0:25.0	I'm sorry.
0:29.7	I've never left a voicemail like this, but I just listened to the episode where y'all were talking shit about chicken salad chick, and I'm not going to fucking stand for it.
0:33.9	You two dumb motherfuckers don't know what the fuck you're talking about it's good it's
0:39.0	i'm sorry it's good chicken salad they've got the normal chicken salad they got the it's all
0:45.0	okay it's fucking stupid i'm sorry they they it's good chicken salad but they named the flavors
0:50.7	after after like ladies like there's jalapeno holly and
0:55.7	like lemon basil
0:57.4	laura
0:58.1	classic carol of course
1:00.9	energy disappeared
	...

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