Episode 458: PB&J Classic Grill and Bar

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

My food is on the ground, my food is on the ground! If you listen closely, I’m making a sound! Tom Green voice. No but for real, what are we gonna do about all this food on the ground? There’s a piece of chicken in the dirt! There’s pizza in the mulch! There’s jalapeno poppers on the floor! (I call the ground the floor). But most of all, there’s 5 other Kickstarters that are not signs you can put up to harass delivery drivers, so maybe one of those is the one you like, I don’t know. Are you supposed to like them? I honestly forget. No, right?

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0:00.0	Hey
0:04.0	KS and we're getting crazy
0:06.4	Mike and Jee
0:07.4	in the input baby
0:08.6	two certified players
0:09.8	with swagriss
0:10.7	you ain't never heard a better podcast
0:12.4	than this volume of a seat back
0:14.0	crack the six packs
0:15.1	to the worldwide kings
0:16.2	of the game we're backs
0:17.2	Come on
0:18.1	is YKS, come on
0:20.3	drop the beat Hey guys Well, Max, come on. It's Y. KS. Come on. Drop that feet.
0:24.2	Hey, guys.
0:25.5	So, I've noticed recently you started talking a lot about the Smartless podcast, which is really cool.
0:33.4	It's good to get, like, sort of a peek behind the curtain and see.
0:36.6	At least to hear you guys talk about some of your influences and where you get some of your ideas.
0:44.0	One thing that I really love about SmartList is obviously, you know, they're one of the first and best to do it, but not just that is that they seem like genuine friends.
0:55.9	So my question is,
0:57.9	if you were to start a podcast with like an actual friend of your,
1:03.3	what would it be?
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