Episode 457: My Homie Has An Incredible Nose For Fragrance

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2026

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Hey everyone I’m the magic frog. You can call me whatever you want for now, because as soon as you turn away, all memory of me will be wiped clean from your simple human mind! Now, to the task at hand – you have a single wish (eh…inflation) that I will grant. Just say the word, and it will be yours! What do you desire? Riches, fame, having a really good phone number that just kind of “flows”? Whatever your heart can conjure, simply say the words, and it will be yours! You want me to get your shoes for you. Ok. It’s gonna take a few seconds. Alright. Here ya go. It’s raining today fyi. Whatever.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey
0:04.0	KS and we're getting crazy
0:06.4	Mike and Jee
0:08.0	in my kids
0:08.7	Who's swag and risk
0:10.7	You ain't never heard a better podcast
0:12.4	than this volume of a seat back
0:14.0	Crack the six-pack
0:15.1	To the worldwide kings
0:16.2	of the game we're backs
0:17.2	Come on
0:18.1	It's YKS, come on
0:20.3	Trust that beat Hey this message is for My back's, come on. It's Y. KS. Come on. Drop that feet.
0:23.3	Hey, this message is for Michael Hale or Jesse Ferrar.
0:29.1	Come on.
0:29.6	Yeah, there's this thing that started now where I can start a phone call and not have an idea what to say.
0:40.2	What was it again?
0:41.6	Oh, Ryan Reynolds.
0:43.0	Those Mitt Mobile ads, man, that voice sucks.
0:45.7	That dude fucking sucks, dude.
0:47.2	I hate him.
0:50.3	How is that literally, that's the whole thing.
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