Episode 455: Bumble Leo Marx Brotherist

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2018

⏱️ 112 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:04.2	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:05.6	Great. Let's go.
0:10.2	Hey! Anniversary! Anniversary! We're preaching fun four years. Four years. We're recording our exact four year anniversary, which feels mathematically impossible. It is. I think we declared the April 1st our anniversary. We lost on April 1st. We lost on April 1st. When the episodes went out. Right. We recorded a little bit ahead. No, but that's not the part I'm talking about. What is it? We launched on April 1st because I announced it on Penn Sunday School that we were doing.
0:56.5	Oh, that's right.
0:57.6	So how is it only four years later, and it's on the Sunday again?
1:02.5	I don't know.
1:03.4	Right?
1:03.8	Well, this is how the Olympics worked.
1:05.5	Yeah.
1:06.2	This is exactly how the Olympics work.
1:08.1	Every 12 years. You shouldn't, you know, I know a leap year will fuck it up, but I just don't think four years we should.
1:12.0	No, I don't know.
1:13.1	Was there a leap year?
1:15.1	How often is there a leap year?
1:16.8	Every 12 years.
1:19.1	That's where they do the Olympics.
1:20.0	Just like the Olympics.
1:20.8	That's how they have the time to do the Olympics.
1:22.8	That's why they started it. They're like, hey, we should do something to celebrate leap year. Somebody's like, how about jumping contest?
1:28.9	And it expanded from that.
1:32.9	That's the origin of the Olympics.
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