Episode 454: Don’t Leave Me Gross

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2018

⏱️ 94 minutes

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We get out on the town Jacob in studio! Matt doesn’t understand Chinese history. Paul watches something that isn’t bullshit. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Paul, we have tried, what, yes.
0:03.5	We have tried paying people.
0:05.0	We have.
0:05.6	We have tried literally yelling things from rooftops, and we have tried dropping flyers
0:11.8	out of airplanes, and nothing, not a goddamn thing has worked as well as our listeners,
0:19.6	the scoops, telling other scoops about this show.
0:23.6	It's true. Nothing has been more successful for us than the obelisk scheme.
0:29.6	Tell one friend, one friend only, find somebody that you think will really like this show.
0:34.4	Tell them it's funny. Tell them it's fun, let them listen to a couple of
0:38.0	episodes, maybe don't get turned on to it.
0:40.3	And then realize that you lied through your teeth.
0:43.0	No, but one friend, that's all we ask, one person who will download the show and give
0:48.5	it a listen, that's all we ask.
0:50.9	And if you do that every once in a while, just one.
0:53.4	Just one.
0:54.0	Just one. More than one would be a
0:55.5	pyramid scheme, and that's not what we're about here. And we all know there is a tiny pyramid on the
1:00.7	top of most obelists, but we don't talk about that. That's not, don't worry about that. This is
1:06.0	an oddolism scheme. No, ignore the tiny pyramid. But please, if you have anyone in your life who you think might dig this heinous insanity, please pass it on.
1:17.2	And we really, really appreciate it.
1:18.7	It does help us keep growing and helps us do more for you and for the whole Scoop community.
1:24.5	And don't forget, you could tell someone that you hate that you think really won't like the show, and that'll teach them.
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