Episode 453: The Podcast That Follows You

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

Listen to the show, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell! Or perhaps we already are! On today’s episode of YKS, recorded BEFORE Easter – so we won’t be talking very much about Easter or describing our Easter festivities this year in any terms other than pure guesses and maybe some hopeful wishes about the holiday to come – the eggless docket serves us up some rather “hoppy” tales of entrepreneurship and creativity. Take, for instance, the butt razor that has 2 razors on it so you can stick it up your butt. And, of course, all the rest. Have an “egg”tastic day, everybunny. - YKS Management

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey
0:02.0	KS and we're getting crazy
0:06.0	Mike and Jee
0:08.0	Yeah, yeah
0:10.0	You ain't never heard a better podcast
0:12.0	than this volume of a seat back
0:14.0	Crack the six-pack
0:15.0	To the worldwide kings of the game we're backs
0:17.0	Come on
0:18.0	It's YKS, come on
0:20.0	Drop that beat Hey guys, back's, come on, is Y KS, come on. Drop that beat.
0:23.3	Hey, guys, what's up?
0:25.0	I just wanted to know how you fell about your boy, Jelly Rolls, performance on Smackdown.
0:33.4	And I thought it was awesome that he came out to a Toby Keith song, so real piece of shit coming out to a real piece of shit song.
0:41.7	Beautiful.
0:43.1	If you guys were wrestlers, what would your song be?
0:47.4	Love you guys.
0:48.2	Bye.
0:50.7	Hey, everybody.
0:51.7	Welcome to YKS.
0:52.7	And if it isn't from Parts Unknown, measuring five foot something, measuring four foot nine,
1:03.9	350 pounds.
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