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Hey, fellas.

My wife and I just accepted an offer on our first home.

Knowing Jesse's been around the block with this kind of thing, I thought, you know, do you guys have any words of wisdom or advice for me?

Anyway, I'm walking home from all these.

Just saw a guy laying on his back next to the dumpster behind the store with his legs in the air splayed out jacking off. So I thought of you boys and figured I'd give you a call. Bye. Hey, everybody, welcome to YKAS. First of all, a very, very sincere congratulations on the huge milestone of seeing a guy jacking off in public.

That's amazing.

I've still not done it myself.

And congratulations to that guy for presumably getting his nut off.

You would think.

In the Great Wide Open.

That's a level of freedom that I've, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I aspire to it. Listen, I, I, I'm not going to say there

haven't been times where in the course of seeking a nut gotten out that maybe I haven't

really crested the peak. Yeah. Okay. Guilty is charged. I'm only a man, you know, but I think doing that in a public situation where your asshole is visible to all passers by, that's really going to take you down a notch. You've got to come. Laying on your back, whacking off, already pretty good. You kick the legs up in the air. It's like you kick that bitch into a fucking third gear

dude it really is like hitting the gnaz button on your car with ben diesel next door yeah yeah yeah

yeah it's been a long day that's me walking away from the guy jacking off in the gutter um

we'll see you next time my friend uh dan you ever do any public masturbation uh no you ever seen

anyone do it's a yes uh i don't think so that's crazy considering the type of stuff you

must surely see every day of your life you don't see a lot of guys jacking off in. Any more. I mean, I know where it happens here and I try to avoid those areas. Really? Your bedroom. I don't jack off in my bedroom. Bit of a, yeah, I wouldn't go in there either. A bit of an exhibitionist, eh? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, eh? What, me? Go down to, maybe go down to science world, start pulling your pud, huh? No, science world isn't where people do that. Where is it? It's the park. There's a couple spots. There's a particular trail in Stanley Park. A lot of people do it. Central Park is a common. There's a lot of that going on in there, usually at night, I think. What do you think that is? What's the call of the wild that people are eating there? Something primal that just calls us to get back to our roots you know i think it's just you can

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