Episode 45 - Worst Case Ontario

Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark

Jeremy Chipper

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2020

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Need to escape a snake, cuddle a cat, or beat your gym addiction? Ricky's got learnt on some great tips! The Boys also discuss the Super Bowl ads, what to do if you chop your arm off, and play another f**ked round of If You Had To. Find out who's gonna get eaten, and who's getting a cock face tattoo!

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0:00.0	No fucking way.
0:05.0	Man.
0:07.0	What's going on, Ricky?
0:09.0	Just figuring out how to escape from a boa constrictor.
0:12.0	What?
0:13.0	Yeah, you got to act immediately.
0:15.0	You got to make slow careful movements, splash alcohol on the snake's face if you can.
0:20.0	Grasp the head.
0:23.0	Slightly.
0:24.0	Get to make slow careful movements, splash alcohol on the snake's face if you can.
0:28.0	Grasp the head.
0:30.0	Slowly unwrap.
0:32.0	Stun the snake.
0:33.0	What the fuck is this?
0:35.0	Wrap it hard in the center of the head.
0:38.0	Stunning it.
0:39.0	Temporarily easy constriction.
0:41.0	Dose the snake with water.
0:43.0	This is the ultimate worst case scenario survival book.
0:46.0	That's fucking great.
0:48.0	You're not going to be able to handle it with a fucking boa constrictor.
0:50.0	You know you never know, man.
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