Episode 45: Comedian Life

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The life of a comedian can be hard. Sometimes you go days without food because you gotta drink, and you don't got money for both. Sometimes you gotta quit being a lawyer, just so years later someone can pull a knife out at an open mic above a bodega in an abandoned room. Sometimes you gotta embrace the struggle.

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0:00.0	The Brighter Side is brought to you by Audible.com. Go to Audiblerial.com slash Brighterside for your free trial. Uniform Uniform Boots
0:21.6	Uniforms
0:22.6	Uniforms
0:23.6	Uniforms, tighten them up, get them buttons are going, and then you whop my ass.
0:41.5	Yes, sir, absolutely, sir.
0:43.1	I'll wipe your ass, sir.
0:44.6	Wipe it with a toothbrush, your fucking fag.
0:47.5	Yes, I'm a fag, sir.
0:50.2	I will wipe your butt with my toothbrush, sir.
0:52.9	Yes, thank you, sir.
0:53.8	Oh, yeah, your mommy died, because she had AIDS, you fucking asshole.
0:58.3	My mother was a fag. She had AIDS and she died. Thank you, sir.
1:01.9	Yes, yes, yes. I am General Bullshit.
1:04.6	Hoa! All right, that's what we're talking today. On the brighter side. General Bullshit.
1:11.3	Thank you, sir. May I have another? That's what we're talking today on the brighter side. General Bullshit. Thank you, sir.
1:12.2	May I have another?
1:14.5	That was Ed Larson.
1:16.1	How you doing, guys?
1:17.2	I'm back.
1:18.9	No one knew where it was gone.
1:20.4	We weren't missing him, but he's back.
1:24.0	Actually, we were.
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