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The Brighter Side

Episode 44: LA

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7636 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Swimming pools, movie stars, and Ed Larson.

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0:00.0

The Brighter Side is brought to you by Audible.com. Go to Audiblerial.com slash yeah, call for my blue boots.

0:22.1

That's okay, and now I've got to be in.

0:26.5

All on the right side, you got to be on the bright side.

0:31.2

I got to be on the bright side.

0:34.8

I know, I just got off the plane into L.A., and I met this casting director, and he said he wants me to come over to his house later.

0:43.5

You're a beautiful young lady. I think you've got real potential in this industry. Have you ever done some freeform dialogue in the nude?

0:53.4

In the nude. Well, in the nude.

0:54.9

Well, I've done some art stuff back in college.

0:57.5

If you want to make it in this business, you got to follow the path of righteousness.

1:02.0

Oh, well, thank you.

1:03.2

Thank you so much.

1:04.7

Hey, I'm just a really fun comedian.

1:06.5

I'd love to just do my best seven minutes at your show tonight.

1:09.0

Uh, yeah, we might could throw you up after all these famous people go up. Oh. Maybe we can give you like two minutes. Two minutes. Okay, that's fine. That'd be great. Thank you so much. You guys are so humble. It's so nice. Yeah. You do have to bring 15 people, though. Oh, God. That's going to be tough. I'm like really into fashion and like writing the waves and smoking pot and just like, you know, he's like hanging out, you know? Yeah, I would love to just like watch you, you know, from a distance with my camera, if that's okay. I mean, I think I'm just shooting like a, you know, a pilot project, a resume. Cool, pilot project. Well, I'm going to be at Venice Beach, just in a bikini, hanging out, waiting to get discovered, just smoking that weed. Great, great. Welcome to the brighter side, everyone. This is the L.A. episode. The brighter side of L.A. I am Sina John. Hi, I'm Amber Nelson. And Mary is with us on the ones and twos. Hi, guys. Oh, so happy. You're filling in for Samantha Stubbsworth. And you know what? You don't what I'm happy about today? We don't have that fat ass Ed Larson here. No, no. But, you know, he had to go on a special plane to L.A. He had to go to a special place, do special things, rub elbows with all those famous people.

2:19.9

Oh, he better butter up those elbows.

2:22.1

Smoking that sweet nug out there.

2:24.2

Nice.

2:24.5

They had to put him on a military plane like Dumbo.

2:27.5

He put him in the cargo section.

2:31.2

He's hanging in a cargo net.

2:34.0

Oh, man. But he's got such a warm heart For a big fat elephant We miss Ed and he's in L.A. So we decided to do a show on the brighter side of L.A. Because if Eddie's there, there's got to be some good in that town. Gotta be some good. I mean, it is sunny. It's sunny all the fucking time. Yeah.

2:51.0

That's the thing.

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