You'll mind hanging back. You're jamming my frequencies.

I may not always be right, but I never will.

Hello and welcome to Maximum Film, Episode 443. I'm your host, Kevin Avery, and joining me as always.

He's a brilliant film

critic and an author, a man who can talk to you about cinema's best mcuffins while also

baking the best muffins. It's Alonzo Doralde. What's good? Oh, you worked on that one, Kevin.

It just came to me. Very lovely. What's good with me, so there's this phenomenon that has become a big deal globally, mainly

in Scandinavia, but it's gotten around called Slow TV.

And I've encountered it occasionally on like Pluto TV for a while.

Maybe they still do have a slow channel.

But it was always the same train ride.

And the whole point of slow TV is like it's these four hour things and it's like a train ride from one city to the other.

It goes through the mountains or it's a boat that goes to a place or it's knitting.

I mean, it's just like it's literally low stakes, no drama, just sort of taking in the scenery.

And I could never find any, and it was always annoying to me.

And then, of course, last week I suddenly realized, oh, wait a minute, duh, why don't I

look on YouTube?

And of course, YouTube has a ton of it.

So I have lately been winding down my days with these four-hour walks through snowy

Helsinki.

And they're great.

You know, it's just, it is, it is literally just like the snow is falling.

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