Am I am recording? I am now. Hey everybody this is Eddie F I almost just recorded the entire show well on pause

But now we are recording. I'm outside the cellar in new york city about to do the show

i've got new mongs i've got brian makarthi is my co-host tonight he's going to get

uh... black people beer no i want white people beer. White people beer.

No Old English 800.

There's delis, there's bodegas, there's one on the corner, there's one.

All right, we'll ride around Max knows where they are. I got Max he's my new mong say

hi max he is from tajikistan yeah from tajikistan what part of tajikistan

Dushambe capital of his name is dusham Yeah, from Tajikistan. What part of Tajikistan?

Dushambi capital of his name is Dushambi.

Yeah.

And Max took me for $150 the other day when he rode me to the upper east side,

and so I thought, why not let him take me again?

So he's going to ride us around all night and Brian McCarthy

and I are going to interview people on the streets of and we have Michael

Frantinelli for telli he's a fucking guy from Brooklyn aren't you?

Queens he's from Queens he's fucking in the New York Film Academy.

He's a filmer, he's a shithead, and he's going to film us while we do the show tonight.

Here's the deal, here's a situation.

We're riding around New York City, we're outside the comedy cellar. I just finished my show where I thought I bombed. I had to follow Judah Friedlander. We don't know if Judah's going to do the show. He's being fucking weird. He's a celebrity, we think. Anyway, we're doing the show. We're going to travel around, we're going to pick people up, get them on the fucking rickshaw,

we're riding one of the Chinese ricksh-h-what's this really called? A petticab?

Petticab in English and Indian is called Risho.

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