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Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Episode 441: "Wholesome Fun" with Mike Vecchione

Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Eddie Ifft

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4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week's Talkin' Shit with Eddie Ifft is sans Eddie Ifft (@EddieIfft) while he's traveling to the east coast. Jason Auer (@JasonAuer) tries to take control, but Joe Praino (@FixYourLife) steps up to fill Eddie's shoes. Mike Vecchione (@ComicMikeV) joins the show - first time for the New York comic.

Back in The Townhouse, they talk about Jason's newest podcast venture - the bowling bonus with his Ukrainian friend, a little Venice history lesson by Jason, the New York comedy scene, Ukrainian porn, driving in LA and much more...

Don't forget - rate and review Talkin' Shit (aka "Talkins Hit") on iTunes or your favorite podcasting service! Follow the show, get merch and listen to previous episodes on www.EddieIfft.com.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys this is Eddie and I just want to say first off sorry I can't be there this week

0:05.3

I hope Jason did a very good job for you with the show I'm out on tour right now

0:12.2

You missed me tonight. I was at the comedy cellar in New York City

0:15.0

tomorrow night I'm at the comedy cellar, but you can also watch me on Fox News. I think it's Fox News or it's Fox,

0:20.0

the TV show is called Red Eye and it's hosted by Tom Shaloo. I'll be on there tomorrow night with a panel of guests discussing, I don't know what they talk about on Fox, probably terrorism, terrorism, terrorism and terrorism, the Terrorism Network. see me on the Terrorism Network tomorrow.

0:35.0

Also, this week I'm playing

0:41.0

Photo City Improv in Rochester, New York. I don't know if any of you in Rochester, New York.

0:43.4

I don't know if any of you in Rochester, New York,

0:45.4

but I'm there Friday, Saturday night.

0:47.1

Then Sunday, Monday, Monday, Wednesday of next week,

0:50.9

that's like the, I don don't know Sunday and Wednesday this week

0:55.4

Come see me at the comedy seller in New York City. I'll be there then Thursday Friday and Saturday that's the 16th 17th and 18th of December I'll be at the laughing gas in

1:04.8

Winston-Salem North Carolina then the final date of the year you can check me

1:10.8

out in Pittsburgh my hometown at the arcade theater the night after

1:15.2

Christmas that's the 26th of Christmas I don't know what they call that there's

1:19.1

Christmas Eve then there's Christmas then there's just shitty night after Christmas so come see me on

1:24.7

shitty night after Christmas at the Arcade Theater downtown Pittsburgh

1:31.0

for all you ginsers that's I'm Danier down here, we're gonna get,

1:35.7

I'm Danish show down here, so come down and see me down in Pittsburgh.

1:39.5

Other than that, all my new dates will be at Eddie Ift.com. Check out the new website.

1:45.0

Everything that you need is there at Eddie Ift.com.

1:48.8

Earlier today I took a huge shit like one of those like pumpkin latte dumps and I I knew there was a lot going on because I have a lot of hair on the inside of my ass crack and so I didn't want to wipe it because I wanted to see what was doing down there and kind of really kind of get in there so So I jumped in the shower, I put on cold water

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