Episode 441 - Dick on Christmas Creeps

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2024

⏱️ 154 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

A woman lights on fire, a car drives into a market, Maddox has a new seafood video, my girlfriend doesn't put any ice in my water bottle, Vinnie Paulino goes on a "winter adventure" and has a bunch of Christmas Creeps, more CEO slaying talk, an advice followup, San Fransisco has a "weight czar", Sydney Sweeney posts another fat pic, and a disgusting pet hair ornament; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Do it!
0:01.3	We are live.
0:02.7	All right, all right, all right, all right.
0:03.4	Well, we're recording.
0:04.1	Let me zoom.
0:04.7	Let me pop into this.
0:06.3	Oh, did you know that seafood is for people who get laid?
0:11.2	Hold on.
0:12.0	I don't want to miss any of this stuff.
0:13.4	Yeah, I don't want to.
0:14.8	Somebody listen. uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
0:24.5	it da da da da da da da it sounds better i don't hear any crunching today
0:30.7	sounds good i think using the same template for this and biggest problem is the way to go that's the way to to go. That one always sounds good. Yeah. Yeah. It does always sound good and it bounces pretty good.
0:42.1	Why don't we? Why did we ever try to fix anything? I don't know. Just got excited.
0:48.8	There is no solution because there is no problem. Okay. Here we go. No camera found.
0:54.9	Yeah, good.
0:55.4	I don't want no camera here.
0:56.7	I want no damn cameras around here.
0:59.6	Okay.
1:01.3	And connecting.
1:03.6	I want to do this, so I don't have to do it during the show.
1:06.6	Oh, you're fucking brave, man.
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