Episode 44 – The Icebreaker Show
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4.5 • 822 Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2010
⏱️ 15 minutes
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Summary
A very special episode: almost every joke we’ve ever had on the show, collected in one convenient podcast. Black Francis, Tom Jones, Billy Bragg, Leslie Caron and many, many more regale you with miniature tales of guys in bars, lightbulb-changers, penguins and a mainstream cloud. Some are funny. Some are not. But there are lots of them.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Rico Gagliano. |
| 0:06.0 | And I'm Brendan Francis Nuneum and welcome to a very special edition of the dinner party |
| 0:10.0 | download. |
| 0:11.0 | Don't worry, we're not going to lecture you about trucks. |
| 0:14.1 | This is our first ever icebreaker episode, 42 jokes in a row. |
| 0:19.5 | We're going to play them for you in chronological order as they happen, |
| 0:22.3 | though not necessarily in order of hilarity. To get us started, here are the indie folk duo, |
| 0:26.7 | the Watson Twins. What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't know what? No idea. What do you call |
| 0:34.2 | a deer with no eyes and no lakes? |
| 0:40.2 | Still no idea. |
| 0:44.0 | Here is my girlfriend's signature joke. |
| 0:47.5 | What do you call cheese that's not yours? |
| 0:50.1 | Nach cheese? |
| 0:53.3 | There's a million drummer jokes. |
| 0:55.2 | They all stink and this one does too, |
| 0:57.3 | but I think it stinks a little less than most. |
| 1:00.8 | It's, how can you tell the drummer in a band? |
| 1:05.8 | And the answer is the one that had to pay a cover charge to go to his own gig. |
| 1:11.6 | There's this guy, he's driving on the road, he's got 17 penguins in the back of his car. The cop sees him, the cop stops him. |
| 1:13.6 | He's like, I don't know what's going on here, but you gotta take these penguins to the zoo. |
| 1:18.6 | And the guy says, okay, next day, same guy's driving, he's got the same 17 penguins in the back of his car. |
| 1:24.6 | Same cop is in the speed trap. He stops him again. |
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