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🗓️ 26 February 2010
⏱️ 18 minutes
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This Week: Garage-country songsters Holly Golightly & Lawyer Dave pack heat… a piece about peace… and Brendan sustains interest in sustainable dinner parties.
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the dinner party download. |
0:03.0 | This is your eyesbreaker. |
0:05.0 | Here is a joke. |
0:06.0 | The guy walks into a bar and he sees sitting at the bar alone a guy with a big fat orange head. |
0:14.0 | It's so big, it's like the size of two beach balls. |
0:17.0 | It's cartoonish and insane. |
0:19.0 | So he goes up to the guy and he says, I got to ask. |
0:21.4 | What happened? How'd you get the head? I said, well, I was a shipwrecked on a desert island. |
0:25.8 | There's a genie and a lamp and I was given three wishes. And I know, I know what happens with |
0:30.5 | the three wishes. They try to trick you if you're greedy, if you're immoderate, you have to be careful so I wish to was my first wish for just just love just a woman to |
0:40.3 | love and share my life with and I received that and it's been wonderful well what'd you do with |
0:44.1 | your second wish well I wished for money but not a ton of money just a little bit of money enough |
0:48.8 | that my me and my family could be secure and I would then have time to do my charity work and that has worked |
0:54.7 | out beautifully and so I said okay well what happened to the third wish and the guy with the head |
1:00.1 | sighs and says well that's where I think I might have gone wrong I wished for a big fat orange head |
1:09.6 | I'm riko galliano I'm Brendan Francis Gagliano. |
1:11.0 | I'm Brendan Francis Noonam. |
1:12.8 | And from American Public Media, this is the dinner party download. |
1:16.1 | The show that helps you win your next dinner party. |
1:18.0 | Our icebreaker this week came from Phil Hay, producer of the new documentary about Dungeons |
1:22.9 | and Dragons. |
1:23.9 | It's called The Dungeon Masters. |
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