Episode 439 - Dick on Good!

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2024

⏱️ 170 minutes

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Summary

A healthcare CEO is killed, my girlfriend takes blankets to the dog shelter, Nick Rekieta calls in with settlement info and other things, a woman has too many guy friends, someone is lonely, a Chinese police ball takes to the streets, the FBI reverses course on encryption, the trans lawsuits begin, iPhone's AI is worthless, and Maddox reacts to recent news; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	You always know it's going to be a good episode when there's that long sigh starting it off.
0:09.5	Like a Molly trip.
0:11.1	Like a...
0:12.0	Yeah, it's like when you know you just have a freshly made bed.
0:17.0	It's just like, ah, what am I going to do today oh look at this guy
0:23.8	look at this look at this handsome fucking guy and then some dickhead wearing glasses
0:31.8	in a mattock shirt what a fucking all right streaming we are saved we're rolling
0:37.5	we're rolling
0:38.2	we're rolling
0:39.4	we're rolling
0:39.4	oh man
0:40.9	that's what you do
0:42.9	there's nothing worse
0:46.3	than that we're rolling
0:47.2	I need a
0:48.5	a that machine
0:51.0	yeah
0:51.7	I need to have a machine
0:52.9	that lets me
0:53.7	pop the top and gives me that
0:56.1	sound and maybe releases a fragrant burst of beer smell.
1:01.3	Mm-hmm.
	...

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