You don't mind hanging bad.

You're jamming my frequencies.

I may not always be right, but I never will.

Hello and welcome to Maximum Film, episode 438.

I'm your host, Kevin Avery, and joining me as always.

He's a brilliant film critic and an author. Maybe you've heard of a certain book called Hollywood Pride. And even in the off season, they haven't made a Christmas movie. This man won't watch. It's Alonzo Dorale. What's good? Well, I'm kind of picking up the Drea baton here, Kevin, in that I'm going to talk about skin care products and the hope that, you know, one of these companies

will, you know, maybe... Well, I'm kind of picking up the Drea baton here, Kevin, in that I'm going to talk about

skincare products and the hope that, you know, one of these companies will, you know,

maybe become a sponsor or at least ply us with products.

But I have decided to investigate the world of bro soap.

And I'm sure you've seen these ads on Instagram.

They all smell like trees or wood or booze.

And, you know, they're very kind of aggressively going for this like, they're pro soaps.

They're like, they're marketed in a very dude kind of way.

So I tried the Dr. Squatch, um, pine tar soap.

Which is great. Sounds like a Rick and Morty character. It's very. Quatch, um, pine tar soap. No.

Which is great. Sounds like a Rick and Morty character.

It's very, it's very piney and it's super exfoliating.

It's got oatmeal and sand in it, so you're really like scraping off a layer there.

Okay.

I like that scent, but you gotta try stadium urinal.

You gotta try football stadium urinal. I'm working my way down the list. I'm sure I'll get there. So yeah, so there was that one. And then now I'm trying the Duke Cannon big ass lump of coal soap, which is one of their holiday soaps. And maybe it's a gimmicky holiday soap. It's not what are their usual thing?

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