Episode 437 - Dick on Formal Introductions

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2024

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

Invalidng women's spaces, the new Jaguar ad, Hockey Talk with Taylor from PKA, women vs. combat, women vs. the rain, women vs. frozen soda, Eric July's Salvage comic book, AI art, Jews and homosexuals are no longer safe in Berlin, The View apologizes, the Tyson fight was rigged, and reversable puberty blockers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh my god
0:03.3	Are we streaming?
0:05.1	Yes
0:05.5	Yes we're streaming on Vimeo
0:07.4	I once again I failed to set up a permanent video streaming thing
0:11.9	Yeah this week as you can tell actually my technical
0:15.8	Situation has degraded
0:18.5	As of last week in the general state of the studio here is a reflection of that you can see
0:23.3	that veto's booty was destroyed there are a ton of pigs there's lots of pigs everywhere i just got
0:29.1	agitated little pink pigs did you do this you threw them all over yeah i threw them everywhere
0:33.4	it's like confetti i was getting bored and so I just decided to destroy everything,
0:37.9	and the technical stuff wasn't working.
0:40.7	And now I'm in a worser state.
0:42.2	My control key is missing.
0:43.6	They squeak.
0:44.5	I didn't know they squeak.
0:45.3	I know.
0:46.8	And they're impossible to not just sit there and squeak.
0:50.1	I sit there during the show, and I try to squeeze it so slowly that it doesn't squeak.
0:54.2	And to see how hard try to squeeze it so slowly that it doesn't squeak. Yeah.
0:58.3	And to see how hard you can squeeze it before it starts to squeak.
0:59.7	Yeah, going right up to the edge.
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